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December 14, 2011

Bozo criminal for today from Tulsa, Oklahoma was arrested by the cops on charges of attempting to manufacture methamphetamine. While this in itself is a serious charge, it was where she was trying to make it that makes her truly bozo-worthy. In her neighborhood Wal-Mart. Police say bozo Alisha Harris had been in the store for more than six hours gathering up materials to manufacture the stuff. Then she set up in the back of the store and started to combine chemicals. She had just finished mixing a bottle of sulfuric acid with starter fluid when she was placed under arrest.

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