Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 9, 2011

Bozo criminals for today aren’t really criminals, but they have been reprimanded nevertheless. From Kingston, New York, comes the story of two children, ages 4 and 6 who put their list together for Santa Claus. Since their mom wasn’t planning to visit the mall any time soon, they did the logical thing. They called Santa to tell him what they wanted. And not knowing his actual number, they called 911 instead, and asked to speak to either the police chief or Santa Claus. Santa was out, but the chief was in. Officers showed up at the house to instruct the kids and their parents on the proper use of emergency services. We hope that Santa will consider the kids good intentions and not place them on the "naughty" list.

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