The Bozo Criminal Report realizes that Christmas Spirit is not what you drink, but apparently that was not the case with our bozo for today. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, comes the story of our unidentified bozo who broke into a liquor store. So he cleaned out the cash register, right? Wrong. Perhaps stole a couple of cases of beer? Nope. A few bottles of hard liquor? No. Two containers of egg nog? Yep. Surveillance cameras showed our bozo carefully selecting the egg nog and taking nothing else. At this point, his holidays could be bright. Police are still looking for him.