Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 7, 2011

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Detroit Michigan, where bozo Leah Haynes is accused of trying to shoplift two bottles of liquor. Our bozo entered the store and placed the Jagermeister and tequila in her purse. Sounds like an ordinary case of theft except for one thing. The store was holding a "Shop With a Cop" event at the time. During the event, the store is full of police who go shopping with needy children during the holiday season. Oops. She’s busted!

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