Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 6, 2011

The Bozo Criminal Report realizes that "when you gotta go, you gotta go", but you don’t have to take part of the bathroom with you. From Albuquerque, New Mexico comes the story of three bozos who did just that. They walked into a restaurant and headed straight for the rest room. When they exited the facility, they were carrying about a dozen rolls of toilet paper. They headed straight for the door, but didn’t get far. Apparently the cops had them under surveillance and quickly surrounded their car and placed them under arrest. And the toilet paper? It was returned unharmed to the rest room.

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