Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 5, 2011

The old Burger King commercials used to say that they would let you "have it your way." Our bozo for today from Deltona, Florida, found out the hard way that is no longer true. Bozo Shawn Pope pulled up to the Burger King drive-thru and placed an order for a "blunt and some herbs." The clerk informed him that wasn’t on the BK menu and jotted down his license plate number after she smelled marijuana coming from inside the car. The cops were called and were waiting at our bozo’s residence when he arrived home. And, by the way, he must have placed a different order at another Burger King. He was carrying a bag of burgers when he got out of the car.

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