Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 2, 2011

Bozo criminal for today proves what Mother always taught us, a little politeness goes a long way. From Hagerstown, Maryland, comes the story of bozo Franklin Hardy who was charged with theft after robbing a bank. It was a rather unusual robbery, to say the least. Our bozo did not display a weapon during the heist, and he was very polite, asking the teller, "Can I please have that stack of money?" He also said "Thank you" after receiving it. While the fact is, he’s still a thief, the judge decided he deserved a little something since he didn’t show a "treat of force" during the robbery. He knocked four years off of his seven year sentence. Hopefully, our bozo remembered to give the judge a big "Thank you."

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