Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 1, 2011

Bozo criminal for today was nabbed "red-behinded" rather than "red-handed." From Port Charlotte, Florida, comes the story of bozo Anthony Cook who was confronted by an eyewitness who spotted him attempting to break into a car in a parking lot. Our bozo fled when she told him she was calling the cops, but not before she got an eyeful. Of his red boxer shorts, which were showing underneath his droopy pants. Police found a man matching our bozo’s description a short distance away. When the officers asked him to pull down his pants a little, the bright red underwear was revealed. He’s busted!

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