Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 30, 2011

Bozo for today is definitely not a criminal but he learned the hard way that just because Santa can do something, it doesn’t mean you should try it. From Lubbock, Texas, comes the story of a bozo, who shall remain unidentified, who returned home with his family only to find that none of them had the keys to the front door. We don’t know if he said "Ho, Ho, Ho" before doing it, but our bozo headed straight to the roof, where he tried to lower himself down the chimney. It always looks so easy when Santa does it. Well, Santa does have a lot of experience. More than our bozo for sure, who quickly found himself stuck. After it became clear that he wasn’t going anywhere, the fire department was called. It took about an hour to get him out, embarrassed, but uninjured.

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