Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ed Doherty for sending in today’s report from Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, where our bozo representing himself in court discovered he did indeed have a fool for a client. Bozo Paul Carter was charged with robbing 25 hotels and convenience stores in a three month period. As he was questioning one of the robbery victims, he asked him to describe what the robber sounded like. The witness replied, "He sounded like you." No further questions. Not to be deterred, our bozo called another witness and again asked the same question, what did the robber’s voice sound like? Again the same reply from a second witness, "It sounded exactly like you." No further questions. Case closed.