Bozo criminals for today from Watertown, New York, are members in good standing of the Bozo Lonely Hearts Club. Authorities at the Watertown Correctional Facility were concerned when a couple of envelopes were discovered leaking a white powdery substance. State police and firefighters were brought in only to discover the substance in the two letters was sugar and lemonade mix. Upon further investigation, the letters were determined to be love letters sent by the inmates to their girlfriends, telling them they were "sweet" on them. Duh. Authorities say both men will be disciplined.