Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 21, 2011

Bozo criminal for today from Garden Grove, California had been watching the price of copper rise, and seeing a chance to make some quick money, sprang into action. Unfortunately, being a bozo, he made a number of mistakes along the way. First, the copper wiring he staked out to steal was in the ceiling of the local Albertson’s store. And, second, he failed to calculate just how much weight the ceiling of Albertsons’s would hold. And third, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, he decided to try to steal the wire during business hours. He had made his way to a spot just above the checkout lane when the ceiling gave way. He took the express lane to jail.

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