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November 17, 2011

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report from Miami, Florida. Bozo Ramon Torrez was called for jury duty and showed up promptly at 8 AM. Knowing that things usually get boring in the jury pool, he looked around for something to read. He found something interesting and took it with him into the jury room. It was while he was reading that he was arrested. Perhaps we should explain further. That interesting item that he found was a MacBook laptop computer that was on the table at the courthouse security checkpoint. Yep, he swiped a computer and took it with him into the jury room. He’s busted!

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