Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 14, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Bushkill, Pennsylvania, where bozo Timothy Morton walked into the local Best Buy store and interviewed for a job. After being turned down for the job, our bozo was leaving the store when he was distracted by a display featuring the xbox gaming system. Thinking no one would notice, he stuffed the game console down his baggy pants and walked out. Unfortunately, the whole thing was caught on video surveillance cameras. Even more unfortunately, the store manager recognized him and gave the police officers our bozo’s home address and phone number from the job application. He’s under arrest.

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