Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 11, 2011

Bozo criminal for today from Kansas City Missouri really wanted a copy of the new "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3" game. He was waiting in a long line at midnight the day of the game’s release when he got frustrated. He saw a guy at the front of the line get a copy and that’s when he hatched his bozo scheme. He followed the man home, parked behind him, and, when the man got out, pointed a gun at him and demanded his copy of the game. He didn’t count on the man wanting the game as badly as he did. The man put up a fight and our bozo fled in his vehicle. Knowing just how much our bozo wanted that game, the cops knew right where to look for him. In the waiting line at the local Gamestop. Yep, he headed back to the store and got back in line. He’s under arrest.

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