Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 9, 2011

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 38897: A good fashion sense is not always a helpful thing. From Bremerton, Washington, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who ripped a bag from the shoulder of a woman who was walking with her two children at the ferry terminal. As he tried to run away, his stylish oversized jeans fell to his ankles, causing him to trip and fall. The woman grabbed her bag back as our bozo scrambled to pull his pants back up. After he was placed under arrest, our bozo offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Month. He told the cops he was only "monkeying around" and was just teasing the woman. The police aren’t buying the story. He’s in jail, where hopefully he’s been issued a pair of suspenders.

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