Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 8, 2011

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report from Gainesville, Florida. Bozo Denise Payne came up with what she thought was a good idea. She staked out a deli that she noticed had a cash register near the front window. After the place closed, she, along with her bozo helper, smashed the window, grabbed the cash register and sped away. Guess she never thought that the cash register is emptied every day at the close of business. Her take? One quarter. She’s under arrest.

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