Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 7, 2011

Bozo criminals for today come from West Palm Beach, Florida, where bozos Alexander Palmer, 59, and Clara Pierce, 53, were in the mood for a little romance. They wanted that quickie right now, and since they didn’t have a room, they did what any amorous bozo couple would do. They stole a car for their little rendezvous. Unfortunately, the car they stole was an unmarked police car that was being used on stake-out by detectives from the auto theft division. They’re busted!

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