Bozo criminals for today come from West Palm Beach, Florida, where bozos Alexander Palmer, 59, and Clara Pierce, 53, were in the mood for a little romance. They wanted that quickie right now, and since they didn’t have a room, they did what any amorous bozo couple would do. They stole a car for their little rendezvous. Unfortunately, the car they stole was an unmarked police car that was being used on stake-out by detectives from the auto theft division. They’re busted!