Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 2, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Portland, Oregon, where police were called to a residence on a report of a domestic disturbance. The officers discovered our intoxicated bozo who had apparently barricaded himself in the attic. After discussing the situation, it was determined that our bozo didn’t plan on coming down any time soon, but also didn’t pose an immediate threat. So the officers headed for the door, with the intention of coming back later to check on the situation. And that’s when our bozo came crashing through the ceiling and onto the living room floor. After determining he was not injured in the fall, he was taken into custody.

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