Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 31, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Picton, New Zealand where an unidentified bozo left a bag containing marijuana, a pipe and a cell phone at a ferry terminal. After it was handed over to the cops, one of the officers heard the phone ringing inside the bag. When he answered it, our bozo asked for the location of the bag. The officer told him it was at the police station. And of course our bozo showed up there shortly to claim it. She’s busted!

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