Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 30, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Shelton, Connecticut, where bozo Michael Arthur was fed up with the lack of parking spaces in town. So, he parked in a handicapped space at 2 AM and then called the cops to turn himself in. When they didn’t immediately respond, he called them again. And again. Twelve times in total. When the officers finally arrived, he didn’t go quietly. In fact, he raised such a ruckus that the cops had to use a stun gun to subdue him. Don’t know what exactly he was trying to prove, but he’s been charged with breach of peace and interfering with an officer. Oh, and he was also given a parking ticket.

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