Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 29, 2011

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk John Carter for sending in today’s report. From Lincoln, Nebraska, comes the story of bozo Steven Haynes who may have partied a little too hard last week. Our bozo passed out in the back of an $80,000 limo. We don’t know if the limo driver simply overlooked him or if he couldn’t wake him up, but when our bozo came to, he found himself inside the parked and locked limo at the limo service yard. Finding the keys inside, he did what any bozo would do. He started it up and drove the limo home. Well, he almost made it home…the cops found it about three blocks from his residence. And how did they know our bozo was the limo-stealer? Easy. He left his pants and wallet in the back. He’s busted!

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