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August 19, 2011

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report that proves once and for all that what works for Fred Flintstone doesn’t necessarily work for everyone. From Roseville, Michigan comes the story of bozo Robert Burnett who was seen driving down the road with his feet outside the car door. When the cops pulled him over, he said his brakes had been malfunctioning and he was using his feet to slow the car. Ouch. He’s been charged with reckless driving.

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