August 17, 2011

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Fort Worth, Texas, where, for reasons known only to the Bozo Mind, bozo Timothy Rogers decided to steal a forklift from a construction site. And, being a true bozo, he decided to do it in broad daylight, leading the cops on a super low-speed chase down Interstate 30. During the chase, our bozo stood up, chugged a beer and tossed the can at the cop car behind him. Not a good idea. He’s been charged with theft, aggravated assault on a peace officer and driving while intoxicated.