Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 4, 2011

Some people are said to have a "death wish". Our bozo for today from Salt Lake City, Utah, must have had an "arrest wish". Our unidentified bozo walked into a 7-Eleven, took two 40-ounce bottles of beer and said he wasn’t going to pay for them. He then told the clerk that if he didn’t like it, he could call the cops. And, by the way, he would be waiting for them in the park across the street. When the cops arrived, he challenged one of the officers to a fight, and took a swing at him. His "arrest wish" came true.

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