Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 3, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, where bozo Micah Cole made a number of mistakes. First, he was already wanted by the cops on an assault charge. So, it was a bad idea to try to carjack a vehicle. And an even worse idea to try to carjack an unmarked police car with an off-duty officer inside. But it was when he tried to talk his way out of the carjacking that he came up with the line that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told officers that the carjacking attempt was part of filming for the new Batman movie, "The Dark Knight Rises", which is filming now in Pittsburgh. The lack of cameras anywhere around led officers to assume he was lying. He’s under arrest.

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