Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 21, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Savannah, Georgia, where our unidentified bozo picked up some takeout from a Chinese restaurant. When she got home and discovered she’d received the wrong order, she did what any bozo would do. She called 911 to complain. After complained about the mixup and demanding that the police do something about it, she was read the riot act by the cops. We have to assume next time she’ll pick up a burger instead.

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