Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 20, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Seattle, Washington, where bozo Edward Rollins escaped from the state penitentiary. After one day on the loose, he wandered up to a cabin in a remote area, knocked on the door and asked to use a cell phone. There were several problems with this plan. Number one, he was still wearing his prison uniform. And number two, as luck would have it, the cabin was being rented by an off-duty guard from the same prison he had just escaped from. Oops. He’s back under arrest.

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