Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report. From Orchard Park, New York, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who walked into a Rite Aid drug store and went to the pharmacy section, where he printed out a prescription. On the way up front he grabbed 20 packs of beer and some soda. He waved the prescription at the cashier hoping she would think he had a receipt. Didn’t work. He’s under arrest. Hopefully when he makes bail he’ll get a receipt.