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June 2, 2011

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report from Delmar, Delaware. What’s that old saying…Wise is the bozo who knows enough to keep his mouth shut? Our bozo today should have paid heed to that advice. It seems bozo Richard Voyles was staying at the Traveler’s Motel in Delmar and was talking loudly on his phone about being wanted by authorities. Loudly enough that the neighbors in the next room could hear everything he was saying. They called the cops who stopped by and found he was telling the truth. He’s under arrest.

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