Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 1, 2011

We all know that curiosity killed the cat; sometimes it also catches the bozo! From Sandusky, Ohio, comes the story of bozo Marquis Brown who drove up on police investigating a traffic accident. Our curious bozo stopped his car and got out to investigate. He began talking to the cops, giving them some advice on their work and telling them he knew the individuals involved in the accident. This could have perhaps been OK, except for the fact that our bozo reeked of alcohol. And then, to add to his problems, he tripped and fell into a sergeant at the scene. Plus it also seems that he had peed his pants. He’s under arrest.

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