Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 29, 2011

This morning the Bozo Criminal Report poses the question, "Can a man in a cow suit steal 26 gallons of milk from Walmart?" The answer, apparently, is "Yes." The follow-up question is obviously, "Can he get away with it?" The answer, as you would expect, is "No." From Garrisonville, Virginia comes the story of an unidentified 20-year-old bozo who somehow shoplifted 26 gallons of milk from the Walmart and then proceeded to give it out to passersby outside the store while wearing a cow suit. Mr. Cow had "moo-ved" on by the time the police arrived. But he was found a short distance away when the cops were called to a report of a disturbance at McDonalds. The cow suit was found in the car and he was placed under arrest.

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