Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 27, 2011

Failure to heed Mama’s advice to be careful who you choose to be friends with ultimately caused problems for our bozo for today from Chattanooga, Tennessee. It seems bozo Donte Taylor had an idea for what he thought would be a perfect robbery. He would stop by to visit some folks he hadn’t seen in a while and when he left his friends, who had been waiting outside, would burst in and rob the place. Things were going according to plan, visit, home invasion, grab stuff, flee. It was the fleeing part that didn’t work out so well. After his friends grabbed their loot, they were all running toward the getaway vehicle when our bozo tripped and fell. And remember what we said about choosing good friends? These guys simply fled and left their "friend" behind. The cops quickly arrived and placed our friendless bozo under arrest.

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