Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 25, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Bridgeport, Connecticut, where bozo Emilio Lopez showed up at the local scrap yard and tried to sell a gas container for $60. What makes this bozo-worthy is what he did before he showed up at the scrap yard. Apparently the can was full of $200 worth of gasoline, which he emptied onto a city street. Let’s see, $60 minus $200 gives you a loss of $140, and that’s before the fine for hazardous dumping. He’s busted!

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