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April 21, 2011

It looks like this week’s tax deadline may have been the undoing of our bozo for today from Islamorada, Florida. Police were called to a boat sales company after reports of suspicious activity. When they arrived, they discovered engines had been removed from three boats. They also found a receipt from a CVS pharmacy for a pair of work gloves found near the boats. Also nearby was a BMW sedan that company employees could not identify. Inside the cops found an IRS form belonging to our bozo. Using the name on the form, the cops were able to obtain his drivers license photo, which matched security camera photos of the man purchasing the gloves at CVS. He’s busted!

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