Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 18, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Bradley Stoke, England, where an unidentified bozo tried to steal used clothing from a charity donation bin. That’s a bad idea in itself but our bozo made several other mistakes. First, his friend that came along to give him a boost into the container turned out to be of the fair weather variety. After helping our bozo, his friend noticed the cops approaching and fled. And to add to our bozo’s woes, that clothing donation bin turned out to be like one of those Roach Motels. Once you check in, you can’t get out. Police spent four hours working on the top of the container before our bozo was finally removed and placed under arrest.

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