Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 13, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Washington, Pennsylvania, where our unidentified bozo wanted to buy some beer. And to do that, he needed and ID, which he didn’t have. So he came up with an authentic looking fake ID. Authentic except for one minor detail. On the card, our bozos height was listed as 54 feet tall. The sharp eyed clerk suspected something was up and called authorities. He’s busted!

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