Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 12, 2011

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dave Benoit for sending in today’s report from Quincy, Massachusetts. Bozo James Graham walked into Ken’s Automotive, waving a small baseball bat and demanding cash. When the clerk refused, our bozo knocked him on the head with the bat. The quick thinking clerk set off the alarm, frightening our bozo, who quickly ran out of the store. He didn’t get very far as he soon discovered he had lost his keys in the scuffle. So, he did what any bozo would do. He returned to the store, walked up to the man he had just hit with a bat, apologized and asked if he could please have his keys back. The answer was no. The clerk and another man grabbed our bozo and held him until the cops arrived. He’s under arrest.

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