Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 11, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Charlotte, North Carolina, where bozo Johnny Harris broke into a residence. Unfortunately, the homeowner was home at the time. The two struggled briefly before our bozo escaped with the man’s wallet and some jewelry. He jumped into his waiting getaway car and fled. It was what fell out of the car when he got in that caused all the trouble. Police found a t-shirt with our bozo’s picture on it and the caption "Making money is my thang". Oops. After photos of the shirt made the rounds of the local news media, our bozo turned himself in.

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