Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 7, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Mason, Ohio, where a police officer investigating a car crash returned to his vehicle when he heard his K9 partner barking uncontrollably. The officer found bozo James Stanley standing close to the car and barking loudly at the dog, who was more than happy to bark back. After determining that our bozo was highly intoxicated, the officer charged him with harassing a police animal. It was the reason our bozo gave for barking at the dog that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told the cop, "The dog started it."

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