Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 6, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Ocala, Florida, where an unidentified bozo offered up 40 oxycodone pills for sale to undercover police officers. After receiving $525 from the cops, she told them she would have to go get the drugs from her dealer. She left and never returned. The cops were later successful in tracking her down and that’s when she offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Month. Since the alleged sale took place on April first, our quick thinking bozo told the cops it was all an April Fools’ Joke. Police told here that was only one fool involved here and she was under arrest.

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