Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 1, 2011

Bozo criminal for today from McDonough, Georgia, proves once again that honesty isn’t necessarily the best policy for bozos. Bozo Cody Clark and a friend were spotted by the cops messing around with a four-wheeler. Thinking they looked suspicious, the cop approached, saw what appeared to be a handgun and detected the scent of marijuana. When he asked our bozo if he had been smoking pot, he replied, "Yep." A quick search of his person turned up a baggie of marijuana. When the cop asked him what the substance was, our bozo answered, "That’s how I make my money." He’s busted!

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