Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 31, 2011

Bozo criminal for today from Boise, Idaho, once again proves that bozos and modern technology don’t mix. Bozo Alexander Warren came up with what he thought was a great way to fulfill his dream of being a cop. He downloaded an app to his smart phone that made the screen flash red and blue. He would then use the flashing phone in an attempt to pull over unsuspecting motorists. His first victim initially pulled over before noticing that the flashing lights were coming from a cell phone. He then drove away and called the cops. When our bozo passed him, he followed along and gave the police our bozo’s exact location. He’s under arrest.

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