Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 28, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Oakland Park, Florida, where bozo Matthew Dover was charged with abuse of 911. Our bozo claimed a medical emergency and when help arrived they discovered there was no one in need of their assistance at the address. The man at the address did, however recognize the voice on the 911 call as that of his daughter’s ex-boyfriend. With that information, police were able to make an arrest. And did we fail to mention why this was worthy of inclusion in the Bozo Report? It was why he called 911 for help in the first place. He claimed that he was suffering from the effects of an overdose of Viagra.

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