From our "Bozos Just Don’t Get It" department in Monticello, New York, comes the story of Keith Green who was scheduled to appear before the judge on a drunken driving charge. He showed up an hour and a half late, his first mistake. His second mistake was when he walked up to the courthouse carrying an open can of Busch beer. Strike three was when he tried to pass through the metal detector with four more cans of beer in his bag. He’s been sent to jail to dry out.