Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 24, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Boise, Idaho, where bozo Daniel Diaz snatched a wallet from the desk of a prospective employer while on a job interview. The employer called the cops and gave them a description of our bozo, and at about the same time the police received another call, this one from our bozo who wanted to report that his own wallet was missing. Apparently, he had dropped his wallet, which contained the stolen credit cards, after he bought some cigarettes at a convenience store. And of course he decided to report the loss to the cops. One of the cops recognized him from the description and he was placed under arrest.

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