Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 23, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Savannah, Georgia, where bozo Brandon Roper was walking through a parking lot checking door handles looking for an unlocked car. He made two major mistakes. Number one, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, the cars he was checking were marked police patrol cars. Number two, he asked a couple of passersby to play "lookout" for him. Unfortunately, those innocent passersby weren’t so innocent. They were undercover police officers. He’s busted!

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