Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 22, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from San Antonio, Texas where bozo Carlos Reyes threatened the clerk at a Taco Bell drive-thru with a BB gun before pulling a handgun and an assault rifle from his car. The manager locked the doors and our bozo fled, only to be pulled over by the cops nearby. He briefly engaged in a shoot-out with the officers, resulting in one of the patrol car’s windows being shattered. Our bozo then fled to the nearby Roadway Inn, where he barricaded himself inside his room. After a three hour standoff, police finally had to resort to tear gas to force him out. And did we mention what caused all the ruckus? He was upset that the price of the Beefy Crunchy Burrito had risen from 99 cents to $1.49.

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