Bozo criminal for today comes from Sachse, Texas, where bozo Nathan Poe walked into a bank and announced to the teller that this was a holdup and that she should hand over all her cash. The teller said she couldn’t do that unless he could provide two forms of identification. Trying to cooperate, our bozo produced out his state ID card and his Wells Fargo debit card. She then provided him with $800. His fumbling for the ID also provided her with enough time to notify authorities, who arrested our bozo as he tried to flee with his cash.