Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 10, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Rome, Italy, where a local custom is to prepare a big tray of lasagna for lunch on the last Tuesday before Lent. And that’s what ultimately tripped up bozo Giancarlo Sabatini who had been on the run from the cops for 11 years on a drug charge. The police got a tip that our bozo loved his mother-in-law’s lasagna and would often come out of hiding to enjoy it on Fat Tuesday. The cops staked out his mother-in-law’s house and saw our bozo’s wife leaving around noon carrying a large tray of lasagna. After she returned home, the cops burst in and, sure enough, there was our bozo, scarfing down the lasagna. Hope he enjoyed his last meal as a free man. He’s under arrest.

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